Biographies

Lord Aimeric de Foix, ORL

Mundanely Known as Jeffrey Lampert:

SCA:

Photo by Hirsch von Henford Dropped on his head shorty after birth and raised by a pack of transient crumhorns, Lord Aimeric de Foix has lived an eclectic and apocryphal life. Seeking his parents, who eloped before he was born, Aimeric voyaged throughout the Knowne Worlde, paying for his travels doing menial duties; caught smuggling a boatload of vowels from Wales to Ireland, Aimeric sought refuge in the East, fled to the Midrealm, then ran back East when he realized he left his maps at home and didn't want to ask for directions. Finally, he chose to cast his lot with this troupe, hoping to maintain a low profile. Silly boy. Incidentally, he thinks he's in Hamlet.

Plays/Parts

Aimeric has participated in the following plays with the Golden Stag Players:

Play Part(s)

The Braggart Soldier Pleusicles
The Jealous Baker Writing, Tartaglia

The Betrothed Pedrolino

The Haunted House Simo

The English King of France Arlecchino

Play	Part(s)
The Braggart Soldier	Pleusicles
The Jealous Baker	Writing, Tartaglia
The Betrothed	Pedrolino
The Haunted House	Simo
The English King of France	Arlecchino

As Pleusicles in The Braggart Soldier Photo by Ken Mayer	As Tartaglia in The Jealous Baker Photo by Aldith Angharad St. George
As Tartaglia in The Jealous Baker Photo by S. N. Jacobson	As Tartaglia in The Jealous Baker Photo by S. N. Jacobson
As Tartaglia in The Jealous Baker Photo by S. N. Jacobson	As Tartaglia in The Jealous Baker Photo by S. N. Jacobson

As Arlecchino (right) in The English King of France Photo by Carolyn J. Eaton	As Arlecchino (right) in The English King of France Photo by Carolyn J. Eaton	As Arlecchino (lying down) in The English King of France Photo by Carolyn J. Eaton
As Arlecchino in The English King of France Photo by Carolyn J. Eaton

The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire

From the show on Bravo's TV network titled "The Actor's Studio", members of the troupe have been asked to answer the following questions if they wish (if no responses, the troupe member has either chosen to not answer the questions, or hasn't gotten around to it ...):

Question Answer

What is your favorite word? "Kumquat". I still find it hard to say without giggling. And if it bothers you that "Schadenfreude" is my runner-up, then I'll delight in that all the more.

What is your least favorite word? "Yankee." Frickin' bums.

What turns you on? Catching out of the corner of my eye the unconscious, uncontrollable, momentary smirk of someone about to do something truly, inspiringly naughty. Runner-up: People reading this bio. Seriously. C'mon, call me!

What turns you off? An unwillingness to explore, acknowledge, and confront one's beliefs about the world, or an inability to see issues in anything but the simplest black-and-white terms. Life is extremely complicated; Cope!

What sound do you love? My lady softly calling for me: "MewMew! MewMew! MewMew!" To call it cute would be like calling the universe "somwhat non-small".

What sound do you hate? Country music. Not all, to be sure. I have tremendous respect for Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson and even, to a lesser extent, Garth Brooks. But there's something about a deep twang and a steel guitar that just sets my teeth on edge. Maybe it was watching the "Bob's Country Bunker" scene in the Blues Brothers one too many times.

What is your favorite curse word? "Poopie!" Not exactly Lenny Bruce territory, is it? Still, I enjoy saying this with the gusto of a two-year old who has decided to surreptitiously test the waters of decency for the first time. (also, It's an MST3K-ism). Runner-up: "F*cknozzle" ("F*cking *sshole" said REALLY fast)

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Whenever someone asks me what I want to do with my life, I usually reply, "Write for the Muppets." This is not technically correct. I want to *be* a Muppet. Some people have assured me that I've already become one, but I have yet to find a hand sticking out of my ass (that isn't mine).

What profession would you not like to participate in? Professional Co-host with Kathie-Lee Gifford. Nor, for that matter, Sweatshop Manager.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Would you like fries with that?" I expect the Pearly Gates to be in the shape of Golden Arches and for a sign to proudly proclaim, "Billions and Billions served." I wonder if, once we die, we get to find out what actually was *in* the secret sauce ...

Question	Answer
What is your favorite word?	"Kumquat". I still find it hard to say without giggling. And if it bothers you that "Schadenfreude" is my runner-up, then I'll delight in that all the more.
What is your least favorite word?	"Yankee." Frickin' bums.
What turns you on?	Catching out of the corner of my eye the unconscious, uncontrollable, momentary smirk of someone about to do something truly, inspiringly naughty. Runner-up: People reading this bio. Seriously. C'mon, call me!
What turns you off?	An unwillingness to explore, acknowledge, and confront one's beliefs about the world, or an inability to see issues in anything but the simplest black-and-white terms. Life is extremely complicated; Cope!
What sound do you love?	My lady softly calling for me: "MewMew! MewMew! MewMew!" To call it cute would be like calling the universe "somwhat non-small".
What sound do you hate?	Country music. Not all, to be sure. I have tremendous respect for Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson and even, to a lesser extent, Garth Brooks. But there's something about a deep twang and a steel guitar that just sets my teeth on edge. Maybe it was watching the "Bob's Country Bunker" scene in the Blues Brothers one too many times.
What is your favorite curse word?	"Poopie!" Not exactly Lenny Bruce territory, is it? Still, I enjoy saying this with the gusto of a two-year old who has decided to surreptitiously test the waters of decency for the first time. (also, It's an MST3K-ism). Runner-up: "Fcknozzle" ("Fcking *sshole" said REALLY fast)
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?	Whenever someone asks me what I want to do with my life, I usually reply, "Write for the Muppets." This is not technically correct. I want to be a Muppet. Some people have assured me that I've already become one, but I have yet to find a hand sticking out of my ass (that isn't mine).
What profession would you not like to participate in?	Professional Co-host with Kathie-Lee Gifford. Nor, for that matter, Sweatshop Manager.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?	"Would you like fries with that?" I expect the Pearly Gates to be in the shape of Golden Arches and for a sign to proudly proclaim, "Billions and Billions served." I wonder if, once we die, we get to find out what actually was in the secret sauce ...

Back to Troupe Members List