Flavio, the Fake Magician
(or, Pesaro XC-CCX)

A Commedia

Authors: Members of the Golden Stag Players
based on the Commedia Scenario by the same name,
written by Flaminio Scala1
Performed: Twelfth Night, January 3 AS XXXII (1998)

What We Did, and Why
We found (well, Rose did) a book containing 50 Commedia scenarios. We took one that sounded like fun and wrote a script. The big question is: why? Well, you need to understand period Commedia. It was improvisational theatre, performed by professional actors. In many cases, an actor portrayed the same character for most of his/her life. The actors in the Golden Stag players while good, are amateurs, and don’t have the time necessary to dedicate to perfecting a Commedia character well enough to improvise a scenario in the way it was done in period. As anyone who has ever taken acting classes or worked in the theatre knows, improvisational theatre is the most difficult form. So, we took a scenario and wrote the script.

Synopsis: (From the "Press Kit" -- see below)
In this frivolous romp in Renaissance Italy, we see a tale of romance, of trickery, and of mayhem - all in the cause of true love. You will see a young lady (Joanna Melissa Ronsivalle) who has several men in love with her - the problem is, she's already married! Her husband (played by the new-to-the-Golden-Stag-Players Robyn MacClaren) is the son of one of these suitors (Dr. Gratiano, played by the also Golden Stag freshman, Teresa le Marchant). In addition, Dr. Gratiano is rivals with Pantalone, his neighbor (Seamus Padraig O'Baiogheallain mi Narach). But the intrigue doesn't stop there - that would be too simple! We have the daughter of Gratiano, Isabella (played by Rose de Le Mans), who has three young men (Golden Stag freshmen Geoffrey of Kirkwood and Iricus le Ferur, as Cinthio and Oratio; and Tarik ibn Jamaladdin as Capitano Spavento) in love with her as well. And Pantalone's daughter has her eye on the Captain. Even more fun is the final participant in this love weirdness, Flavio (the vivacious Juan Santiago), who is in love with Pantalone's daughter. The tricks fly as Flavio, pretending to be a magician, tries to get everyone out of the way so he can court Flaminia.

Incidents: Casting-foo. It took awhile to fill in all the roles, but with an addition of four new actors, we finally filled all the parts, and the new folk meshed well with the regulars. We all had a good time.

We've built sets -- we have six flats, four of which have doors. We're putting a lot of money into this, and if anyone is interested in being a patron and helping us out financially, we'd really appreciate it!

In the process of building these, Mother Nature wasn't very kind to us -- she decided to cause it to rain on most of the weekends we tried to work on the flats. Figures. We did it anyway, so there.

Of course, with the addition of flats, we ran into another problem -- after a lot of work designing the flats, it turns out they're a bit larger than we had figured (we meant them to fit into a standard pickup truck, but ...). So, Juan and Rose had to rent a truck to move the flats (oy!).

Video Tape: Yes. Copies can be had -- send email (links all over the place) if interested. We had one problem with this tape, and that was that a recent Viscount of the Mists wasn't paying any attention and unplugged the camera toward the end of the performance. Luckily, Meg was very quick to react and we only lost one small (but very funny) scene ...

Photos: David ben Avraham Brisk had posted a few photos from the play at his site, but they seem to be gone now ...

Video: Yes.

DVD: Now available, contact Hirsch for details (probably $5-10, just to cover the cost of the discs, the case, etc. and any postage would need to be tacked on).

The Script:
Flavio, The Fake Magician: Acrobat

The scenario is copyrighted, so we cannot publish it ...

The Press Kit: Well, we tried to do a preview performance, for the benefit of the actors, but only had two people show up. In order to add some more fun to things, we wrote a "Press Kit", and felt it would be fun to add it here as well.

The Cast:

PantaloneSeamus Padraig O'Baiogheallain mi Narach
FlaminiaAnne of Ockham
PedrolinoWulfric of Creigull
Doctor GratianoTeresa le Marchant
IsabellaRose de Le Mans
BurattinoRobyn McClaren
FranceschinaJoanna Melissa Ronsivalle
OratioIricus le Ferur
CinthioGeoffrey of Kirkwood
FlavioJuan Santiago
Captain SpaventoTarik Jamaladdin
ArlecchinoCharles Ravenstone (Bonefinder)
Policeman 1Kæll of the Broken Tower
Policeman 2Thorvald
The Aptly Named "Lady Not Appearing
in This Play"
Original Nightshade

The second page of the program showed all the support information (who helped with what ...). It's a large listing:

Director/ProducerHirsch von Henford
ProducersAldith Angharad St. George
Juan Santiago
Rose de Le Mans
Stage ManagerMichael of Worcester
Set Design Juan Santiago,
Seamus Padraig O’Baiogheallain mi Narach, Hirsch von Henford
Set ConstructionBent Nail Productions (which consists of):
Juan Santiago, Seamus Padraig O’Baiogheallain mi Narach
Anne of Ockham, Wulfric of Creigull, Hirsch von Henford,
Iricus le Ferur, Rose de Le Mans
Stage HandsThe Cast
PropsThe Cast
MetaphorsMetaphors Be With You
Costume DesignRose de Le Mans, Aldith Angharad St. George
CostumesRose de Le Mans
Aldith Angharad St. George, Joanna Melissa Ronsivalle
Teresa le Marchant, Geoffrey of Kirkwood
DrayageGeoffrey of Kirkwood, Rose de Le Mans, Juan Santiago
Camera OperatorMargrethe Astrid Ravn

The back of this program wasn't quite as exciting. We threw a flowchart on the back to help people determine relationships between characters. Of course, they were supposed to fill in the lines, but we forgot to get the pencils we were going to hand out ... oh well. If that's all we forgot ...

EMail from folks who have read the play:


From Matt Drury (sysop of the Living History Forum on Compuserve):
"Found the script. It's *very* good. Well done!

"The best line to me is either

"CINTHIO: My friend's passion rages like a really hot fire, that's really hot. His love for you is undying, like a sick old relative with a huge inheritance. His eyes twinkle at the very mention of your name, like the stars in the heavens, but he's only got two, and they're closer. His love for you is as wide as the ocean, but not as salty and there are less fish in it.

"or

"FLAVIO: Well how I know the pain of love. For I, too, am in love with the cruel Flaminia. Why Do Fools Fall In Love? Love Hurts. Love Stinks. Where is Love? Love is All Around. I Love You More Today Than Yesterday. And I Can't Give You Anything But Love. But, All You Need Is Love. If You Can't Be With the One You Love, Love The One You're With.

"I think y'all caught the spirit of Commedia very nicely. What do the play production rights cost?"


From Mistress Cedrin Etainnighean (Oertha, in response to Matt's message above):
"I read Cinthio's line to Mike and he said 'Uh, I'm not sure how to respond to that ...'

"My comment was that it was very slap shticky.

"Maybe that should be a real word ..."


From Lady Meliora Leuedai:
"Hirsch's play is 'very' funny! Makes me hope for an active theatre troupe somewhere locally."

1 Scenarios of the Commedia dell'Arte: Flaminio Scala's Il Teatro delle favole rappresentative, Translated by Henry F. Salerno, Limelight Editions, ISBN 0-87810-133-4 (I was able to obtain a copy from http://www.amazon.com ...)